Sher of Haji Laq Laq
naam ke saath ek do alfāz kī dum chāhiye
sher phīkā hī sahī lekin tarannum chāhiye
nam ke sath ek do alfaz ki dum chahiye
sher phika hi sahi lekin tarannum chahiye
sāmne aġhyār ke be-parda aur mujh se hijāb
gulguloñ se hai use parhez aur guḌ khaa.e hai
samne aghyar ke be-parda aur mujh se hijab
gulgulon se hai use parhez aur guD khae hai
ban ke leader so rahe to zindagī kis kaam kī
amn qaa.em ho gayā to leaderī kis kaam kī
ban ke leader so rahe to zindagi kis kaam ki
amn qaem ho gaya to leaderi kis kaam ki
ye jarāsīm-e-ishq mar na sake
ham ne Tiike karā ke dekh liyā
ye jarasim-e-ishq mar na sake
hum ne Tike kara ke dekh liya
is jahāñ meñ kahāñ vafā 'laq-laq'
ḳhuub Thoñk aur bajā ke dekh liyā
is jahan mein kahan wafa 'laq-laq'
KHub Thonk aur baja ke dekh liya
ban gayā college bhī bazm-e-mah-vashāñ
mard aurat kā qarīna ek hai
ban gaya college bhi bazm-e-mah-washan
mard aurat ka qarina ek hai
shā.iroñ meñ ab kahāñ achchhe bure kā imtiyāz
loud-speaker ne sab kā bol-bālā kar diyā
shairon mein ab kahan achchhe bure ka imtiyaz
loud-speaker ne sab ka bol-baala kar diya
jhaḌtī haiñ un ke muñh se jo manzūm gāliyāñ
sun sun ke vaah vaah kiye jā rahā huuñ maiñ
jhaDti hain un ke munh se jo manzum galiyan
sun sun ke wah wah kiye ja raha hun main
tirā marīz huuñ maiñ doctor kā ghar na batā
ye dard-e-ishq hai zālim koī buḳhār nahīñ
tera mariz hun main doctor ka ghar na bata
ye dard-e-ishq hai zalim koi buKHar nahin
ab bhī vo kah rahe haiñ ki mere buzurg ho
kuchh bhī huā na shave karāne se fā.eda
ab bhi wo kah rahe hain ki mere buzurg ho
kuchh bhi hua na shawe karane se faeda
un kā darbān ban to jā.ūñ magar
motoroñ kā shumār kaun kare
un ka darban ban to jaun magar
motoron ka shumar kaun kare
qais banñe se ham rahe 'laq-laq'
suiT ko tār-tār kaun kare
qais banne se hum rahe 'laq-laq'
suiT ko tar-tar kaun kare
naqsh-e-pā-e-yār ko chūmūñ to chūmūñ kis tarah
ho burā patlūn kā mujh se na baiThā jaa.e hai
naqsh-e-pa-e-yar ko chumun to chumun kis tarah
ho bura patlun ka mujh se na baiTha jae hai
un ke muñh se do-columī gaalī
qand hai qand bhī mukarrar hai
un ke munh se do-columi gali
qand hai qand bhi mukarrar hai
maiñ bhī ai jaañ koī harījan thā
bazm se kyuuñ uThā diyā tū ne
main bhi ai jaan koi harijan tha
bazm se kyun uTha diya tu ne
tū vo gul hai ki jis meñ bū hī nahīñ
tū to gobhī kā phuul hai pyāre
tu wo gul hai ki jis mein bu hi nahin
tu to gobhi ka phul hai pyare
kise dāstān-e-masārif sunā.ūñ
maiñ is DheḌh aane meñ kyā kyā banā.ūñ
kise dastan-e-masarif sunaun
main is DheDh aane mein kya kya banaun
gard ko bhī maiñ us kī pā na sakā
yār-e-motor-ḳhirām ne maarā
gard ko bhi main us ki pa na saka
yar-e-motor-KHiram ne mara
ahd-e-jadīd meñ na.e sāmān-e-ishq haiñ
kyā lutf ishq-bāzī kā jo phone par na ho
ahd-e-jadid mein nae saman-e-ishq hain
kya lutf ishq-bazi ka jo phone par na ho