savaaneh

naal meñ gāñTh de kar daa.ī ne kahā

peḌe khilāo bha.ī peḌe khilāo

kaan kī lau meñ suuī chubho kar sunār ne kahā

do rūpye hue do rūpye

baazū par Tiika lagā kar nurse ne kahā

bilkul dard nahīñ hogā bilkul

phunnū ko naap kar bablū ne kahā

tere se merā baḌā hai tere se

piiTh meñ ghūñsa lagā kar bablū ne kahā

tere aur mere baap kī kushtī huī to

Thokar maar kar bablū ne kahā

rotī sūrat kahīñ ke rotī sūrat

Taañg meñ Taañg phañsā kar banno ne kahā

cycle cycle kheleñge cycle cycle

naaf par thuuk lagā kar banno ne kahā

doctor doctor kheleñge doctor doctor

raan meñ chuTkī le kar banno ne kahā

lihāf meñ aa jaao lihāf meñ

sar par chapat lagā kar ek master ne kahā

sañtīs Dhayyā kitne sañtīs Dhayyā

kaan aiñTh kar ek master ne kahā

sheffield shahr kahāñ hai sheffield

raan par haath pher kar ek master ne kahā

amrā.ī meñ chalo amrā.ī meñ

gardan ghumā kar naa.ī ne kahā

hilnā nahīñ sāhib hilnā nahīñ

siine se tape lagā kar darzī ne kahā

iktīs inch sirf iktīs inch

paañv ko juute meñ ghuseḌ kar mochī ne kahā

pahan-pahan kar Dhīlā ho jā.egā pahan-pahan kar

piiTh par lad kar bachche ne kahā

ghoḌe ghoḌe Tik-Tik ghoḌe ghoḌe

peT meñ paañv de kar boss ne kahā

koī ilaaj nahīñ mister koī ilaaj nahīñ

pakaḌ kar biivī ne kahā

kaaT Dālūñgī ek din kaaT Dālūñgī

fote par light Daal kar ek doctor ne kahā

hydrocele yaqīnan hydrocele

pair meñ pin chubho kar ek doctor ne kahā

leprosy yaqīnan leprosy

peT ko thapthapā kar ek doctor ne kahā

ulcer ulcer yaqīnan ulcer

paañv ko Thokar lagā kar ek ne kahā

sorry yaar sorry

āñkhoñ meñ chhātā bhoñk kar ek ne kahā

muaaf karnā bhaa.ī muaaf karnā

jism par Truck chaḌhā kar ek ne kahā

dikhtā nahīñ mādarchod dikhtā nahīñ

nal mein ganTh de kar dai ne kaha

peDe khilao bhai peDe khilao

kan ki lau mein sui chubho kar sunar ne kaha

do rupye hue do rupye

bazu par Tika laga kar nurse ne kaha

bilkul dard nahin hoga bilkul

phunnu ko nap kar bablu ne kaha

tere se mera baDa hai tere se

piTh mein ghunsa laga kar bablu ne kaha

tere aur mere bap ki kushti hui to

Thokar mar kar bablu ne kaha

roti surat kahin ke roti surat

Tang mein Tang phansa kar banno ne kaha

cycle cycle khelenge cycle cycle

naf par thuk laga kar banno ne kaha

doctor doctor khelenge doctor doctor

ran mein chuTki le kar banno ne kaha

lihaf mein aa jao lihaf mein

sar par chapat laga kar ek master ne kaha

santis Dhayya kitne santis Dhayya

kan ainTh kar ek master ne kaha

sheffield shahr kahan hai sheffield

ran par hath pher kar ek master ne kaha

amrai mein chalo amrai mein

gardan ghuma kar nai ne kaha

hilna nahin sahib hilna nahin

sine se tape laga kar darzi ne kaha

iktis inch sirf iktis inch

panw ko jute mein ghuseD kar mochi ne kaha

pahan-pahan kar Dhila ho jaega pahan-pahan kar

piTh par lad kar bachche ne kaha

ghoDe ghoDe Tik-Tik ghoDe ghoDe

peT mein panw de kar boss ne kaha

koi ilaj nahin mister koi ilaj nahin

pakaD kar biwi ne kaha

kaT Dalungi ek din kaT Dalungi

fote par light Dal kar ek doctor ne kaha

hydrocele yaqinan hydrocele

pair mein pin chubho kar ek doctor ne kaha

leprosy yaqinan leprosy

peT ko thapthapa kar ek doctor ne kaha

ulcer ulcer yaqinan ulcer

panw ko Thokar laga kar ek ne kaha

sorry yar sorry

aankhon mein chhata bhonk kar ek ne kaha

muaf karna bhai muaf karna

jism par Truck chaDha kar ek ne kaha

dikhta nahin madarchod dikhta nahin